Well kiddies, you’ve been waiting and waiting, and I’ve been promising and promising, and here we are just under a month away from the biggest and the baddest Deathmatch tournament since 2007’s “Oh My God! Why?” tournament held in Hudson River Wrestling! Things couldn’t look better for the tournament, as I’ve already confirmed all but four of the participants, and I expect those last four slots to fill up quick, fast, and in a goddamned hurry!
So, to keep your appetite’s whetted, I’m right here right now to make official the first sixteen of the thirty-two participants in the Violent Suicide Tournament!
Chris “The Filth” Marks [SSB]
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| Just released from prison and ready to make someone suffer for it, Chris "The Filth" Marks. The ex-felon who sold out his only friends to get a lighter sentence is ready to break some bones and inflict some pain to ease his anger issues. Chris is a greedy, selfish sleezeball who will do whatever it takes for fame and money, including giving people hell in this tournament. |
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| Ladies and gentlemen, just when you thought you were safe from the barbed wire bat... Jak is back. After years in the wilderness, the multiple time wrestling champion, Dream Wrestling tournament runner-up and self-proclaimed King of the Deathmatch has returned to the squared circle to live up that bold proclamation. Quite where the Unholy Assassin has been hiding is unknown at this time, but one thing for sure is that he is ready to compete, and will show no mercy. |
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| You don't know me. That's good. I like it that way. Makes you easier to stalk. Makes you easier to catch. Makes youmy prey. Why am I here? Why now? You don't know me. You don't need my reasons. I like it that way. For every tear she cried I will make each and everyone of you bleed. For every time I couldn't be there to save her I will contort one of your bones until breaking point. And, for every time I made the wrong fucking choice I will... I will... you don't want to know. Who am I? Umaga Reihana, South Pacific Lion. Don't know me? Good. That's just how I like things. |
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| The Hillbilly Jesus, a fan favorite on the internet, in crowds, and pretty much wherever he goes, has been tearing up Silver State Battleground in recent weeks. And, when I say "tearing up" SSB, I mean that in a very literal sense of the phrase. On the last episode of "Between Hell and High Water" Frank played a major part in the brawl that saw SSB lose it's venue, the Four Queens Casino. After several warnings from the Casino, SSB wrestlers and most notably Frank himself continued to ignore their pleas to tone down the violence, and Frank even tried to throw WWA Double Crown Champion Justin Brooks over the balcony that casino officials had been worried about for some weeks. The Ragin' Redneck has decided that he's fed up with rules, and he's ready to just smash faces and paint the streets of Las Vegas red, and what better way to do just that than by competing in a Deathmatch Tournament? |
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| Blue Collar PA: I thew my hat into the ring for the Deathmatch Tournament to prove that I'm not just one dimensional here in the WWA. I came to showcase a blue collar work ethic and you'll see plenty of that in this thing. |
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| In the nineties Greer was synonymous with the term "hardcore." He is a former NWA World Champion and World Hardcore Champion, and the co-founder of Team Danger, easily the most decorated and dominant Tag Team in recent memory. In the new millenium Greer reinforced his violent tendencies, winning both the 2003 and 2007 King of the Deathmatch tournaments, and he looks to re-establish his dominance of the Deathmatch world by steamrolling his way through the competition to win the Violent Suicide Tournament in Las Vegas! |
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| "What are your plans for the Death Match tournament?" Quote:
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| Although Jeff Andrews isn't historically a deathmatcher, he competed in an impressive one towards the end of his Old Line Wrestling career. And, apparently, enjoyed it. "There is a time and a place for everything, and sometimes it's time to walk into a wrestling ring and hit someone in the face with a fucking cactus", he said. Andrews is violent, angry, and after spending several months making headway against his personal demons, looks to be reentering a downward spiral. Historically, however, he's been good at dragging people down with him, and, apparently, he sees a deathmatch tournament as a good place to get started. We say apparently because when Andrews was asked why he was signing up for it, his answer was "Because I fucking feel like it." |
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| “I’d sacrifice anything to be at the top of this alliance. Everyone else better be prepared to lose even more.” “Careers will be ended and lives changed forever. It feels like mine are just beginning.” “When you’re as low as I am, you’ve got nothing left to lose. I’m a very dangerous man right now.” “Every time they bleed…Every time I hear a crack…Every time they scream in pain…It’s going to be orgasmic.” |
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| IT’S CONFIRMED! CHIMERA’s Mouthpiece Curtis Penn has agreed, with his agents grinding, to enter the Violent Suicide Tournament. This is what Curt had to say: Quote:
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| "Ultimo Madden shall never be satisfied with a one-on-one contest. Ultimo Madden takes an assbeating seriously and plans on using this DeathMatch to take "ALL-MADDEN"! to a whole 'nother level! Will he be ready? Will he succeed? Or will he crumble in his first ever DeathMatch? "Baiorensu Jisatsu" is the name... Violent Suicide tournament is the game... Las Vegas will be the locale... And only then will ALL-MADDEN be taken to a whole 'nother... LEVVVVEEEEELLLLLL!!!" |
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| Ex-WWA champion Erik Cross to return home for this special event. The man who was rumored to be haunted by demons and survived an exorcism. The man who attempted to rape Misty Xiao of the infamous Syndicate of Evil and whom the Stormin’ Mormon claimed wore menace like a cloak. Will he exorcise a few more demons in the ringed circle or fail miserably and pay a high price? |
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| [The Butcher] "A deathmatch tournament? Sounds like fun." [A smile.] "Right up my ally in fact. As my confidence has grown over the months since I made my proclamation to return to the WWA and the collective lips of the alliance slowly but surely got sore and tired speaking my name over and over I haven't been able to help thinking. I need a real honest to god statement. I need something to really put over the [small laugh] new me." [The smile remains.] "Taking a week whacker to someone's chest, maybe lugging a bucket of lye to the ring, couple bottles of lighter fluid. That sort of shit is still in, right? God the ideas running through my skull right now, if you poor saps only knew." [The smile fades.] "I've said it over and over for months now. I'm back in the alliance for one reason and one reason only, and that's to win myself a world title. I'm back to take my rightful place as one of the elite. I'm here to secure my legacy, bodily harm and broken bodies be damned." [Fade.] |
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| Some call him the Messiah of Jisatsu. The man who saved hardcore. The cult phenomenon, Johnny Royle, is heading to the Violent Suicide Tournament and he's going to open some eyes. Straight edge to a fault, Royle brings with him a wad of experience, competing in nothing but hardcore, extreme bouts. Permanently maimed and nearly unrecognizable without a crimson mask, the insane stuntman looks to further his legacy as hardcore royalty. |
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| Does "The Master" have what it takes to survive in the land of Deathmatches? Will the Superiority Universe Chaos King (SUCK) Champion be able to spray his goo in the faces of those who would throw him through a flaming barbed wire glass house of deathification? Will someone vomit from getting a whiff of that claw of his? Only time will tell as this former Tag Team wrestling guru has gotten himself mixed up in the most violent thing that the wrestling world has seen in years! |
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| (Reuters) Hudson River Wrestling's Manhattan Island Champion enters the Violent Suicide Tournament. Against his manager/wife's counsel, Angel of Death has entered the WWA's Violent Suicide Tournament. A tournament that is similar in content to 2007's Oh God Why King of the Deathmatch Tournament, in which he made it to the semi-finals, this year's offering acts as a brass ring that AOD is poised to grasp. "It's an environment where I feel most comfortable. Finally the WWA will get to see the real Angel of Death." the 2 time Manhattan Island Champion and former WWA World Cruiserweight Champion commented. If you like your wrestling bloody, be sure to tune in for the event! |
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