Hola fuckos and fuckettes, and a good morrow to you!
My "office" in Vegas has been swamped getting all of the contracts for this shindig worked out! Between verifying talent and finding a venue, I honestly can't believe that this thing is finally about to happen!
It's been an arduous journey, getting to this point from where I left my career when Wrestle Coast: Cascadia stalled out on me last year, but signing with the World Wrestling Alliance has given me a renewed vigor to go out and destroy the faces of every fuckwit who thinks he can out-promote me!
And with that stirring introduction, I give to you the final sixteen participants of the first annual Violent Suicide Tournament!
Tyson "Dice" Debough [GCW]
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| Why would Tyson Debough be involved in a Deathmatch Tournament? Tyson likes crazy shit. So, why not do crazy shit? What does he expect to Accomplish in the Tournament? Win, obviously. But also - Tyson knows there'll be former WWA players (or even current) in this tournament, and he wants to prove he's not utterly useless. |
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| Joe Victor, the nineteen year old from Eugene, Oregon, steps back into the spotlight for the first time since he quickly left Wrestle Coast: Cascadia last year. The kid who grew up idolizing "The Natural" Mike Bell and "Superstar" Jason Ramsey hopes to one day walk in shoes much like the ones they did ten years ago. "I left WC:C for a serious reason, my father gounded me. Apparently, he found the box under my bed of Teenie Pop Magazines and lube. I blame Hannah Montana's beautiful face for costing me my spot." Victor has enlisted in the 2009 Baiorensu Jisatsu: Las Vegas event to help get booked again. "I want to be taken seriously. I love this business and want to be the next Mike Bell."] |
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| “Words mean nothing, words will never replace blood in the telling of the story. Screams of pain, the agony of the win and the loss are the music to accompany his tale. You’ve all forgotten what he can do, what he has done, now he’s back, to remind you all that the story isn’t over. Darkness falls once more and the price you will pay for your ignorance will be more than a pound of flesh, a quart of blood, for the price he’ll extract will be in years, years shaved off this dream that you call wrestling, years shaved off the wasted moments that you call careers.” |
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Originally Posted by Wone The man from Purgatory seeks nothing fancy. Revenge? Fortune? Fame? Nope. Violence. That is what he believes in. It's said that he killed his own parents, his sister hasn't been seen or heard from in years. Death match? You might say it's right up his alley. |
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| 'Broadway' Danny Rose returns to the United States after a run in Japan. What better way to do it, then join a Deathmatch Tournament! Still the longest reigning Rainbow Pro champion, can the man's man reach deep down and bring his experiences overseas to Vegas and win? You bet your fine ass he can! |
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| Word has it that Ty Taylor, former 1991 Wrestling Digest Magazine rookie of the year when he was a star in the Smokey Mountain Wrestling Territory in Tennessee, is looking to secure himself a position in the upcoming Violent Suicide Tournament taking place in conjunction with the WWA and Silver State Battleground. Taylor, who is now going by the gimmick “the Illustrated Man” due to the massive amount of tattoos and scars that adorn his body, was once seen by many as being the future of the wrestling business when he was a young, “pretty boy” high flying star in the Smokey Mountain region. He never quite lived up to the high hopes that were thrust upon him during his rookie year however, and gone from the wrestling business by the late 90’s. He has spent the better part of the last decade in and out of jail and in 2008 made a comeback on the independent scene wrestling in hardcore matches. No one has yet to actually sit down and interview Taylor since his return to action, but in recent months he has gained a cult following for the brutality of his matches since returning, mostly because of the huge punishment taken by him in his matches and the mass amounts of blood he has spilled. The consensus among most of the Independent promoters that have booked him is that this Ty Taylor is nothing like the young high flyer he was in the 90’s. They say he is drawing crowds, but is a pain in the ass to work with because he is always drunk and or under the influence of some sort of illegal substances. One promoter, who refused to be named said, “He does not care about anything or anyone, especially himself. I swear to God the sonofabitch is trying to get himself killed.” It should be interesting to see what happens if “The Illustrated Man” does indeed become a participant in the Violent Suicide Tournament. |
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| The announcement of the Violent Suicide Deathmatch tournament has brought wrestlers from all walks of life together to crown the WWA's 2009 King of the Deathmatch; included amongst them is a face the industry hasn't seen in some time. In 2000, Rob Sharpe was one of the few who ruled the hardcore roost; a former champion in New Millennium Wrestling and Sin City Championship Wrestling of the defunct National Wrestling Council, he has remained silent since quietly vanishing in 2002, with the wrestling community buzzing about why he'd return. Sharpe comes to Violent Suicide for reasons known only to himself, but he claims that it will be no secret what he can and will do in the hopes of winning a Deathmatch crown. |
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| Contracts are written up to assimilate legitimacy. Contracts are signed in agreement to that legitimacy by both parties. But do both parties always know what sort of pot they're reaching their hand into? A pot that once ones hand is inside may indeed impale them with objects wrapped in bardwire, barbwire wrapped in objects, objects composed of barbwire.. the 'jist' certainly should be gotten. In this train of thought, questions arise. Why, oh why, on so called 'gods' green earth would an individual like Johnny Olympus, who wears designer everything, gets driven more than he drives, a man that primps more than the average woman, poses more than fights, under a pretty boy face and overly white pearly whites enter a tournament that commands violence from hardened competitors ready to shank out his eyesballs for offering to the Deathmatch gods? Simple. Attention. Which is exactly what this WWA sanctioned event is going to receive. The former WWA World Heavyweight champion knows good and well what attention gives you, acclaim, followed by further chances of acclaim. In finding out his allegiance to the Las Vegas held Violent Suicide Tournament we only had one question for him: What kind of strategy does a man like yourself use in this type of match that seems quite out of your element? Quote:
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| What does the Big Black Atomizer expect to Accomplish in the Tournament? - Perhaps a fast track to WWA Title Success, but even that is a long shot. Atomizer is competing for himself and will pass it off as honor and all those good things but this is to serve him. Notoriety is the aim and he'll do whatever it takes. |
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Originally Posted by Ezra Naderzad Welcome to your new hell, I am “The Carnival Freak from Murder Creek” Ezra Naderzad. I’m coming to show you all that carny’s belong along the so called people of the norm. You don’t like me, fuck off. If you do like me fuck off. If you love me fuck off. I’d rather keep my newly found carny friends than be around the norms. That’s what makes this tournament so great; none of us are in the norm category. We have no fucking categories here, were only blood thirsty and pain deliverers. Death Before Dishonor, if you don’t live by it this shits about to get real. |
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Did he deserve it? Absolutely just like he deserves whatever bloodshed and loss of bodily function that comes his way in this little get together of the most sadistic fucks in the business. |
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| The Leader of the QB:K9's has confirmed his particpation in the 2009 Baiorensu Jisatsu: Las Vegas. When pressed for comment - Vasquez responded candidly. Quote:
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| [That music.] [That voice.] [Like a dream, fading from memory as you awaken.] [Like that actor.. you know the one..] [He's in a buncha movies..] [He always plays the nerdy friend.] [Yeah, that's the one!] [No.. it isn't.] [It's something worse.] [Far worse.] [Awoken from sleep.] [Reanimated.] [Stronger.] [Faster.] [Tougher.] [And even more of a dick.] [Get ready.] Go. |
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| Robert Divine was once a very violent man. He is now a man wrestling with a changed heart. Wrestling for the fans. Wrestling for all the right reasons. But, now sources claim that he wants to prove to himself that he still has what it takes to compete on this playing field. Is this the full truth, or are there other motives behind his decision to join the tournament? |
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| LOS ANGELES (UPI) – In a move that’s surprising even him, former World Wrestling Alliance (WWA) World Heavyweight champion and Double Crown champion Brian Fisher is returning to the company that made him an overnight superstar in professional wrestling. The enigmatic and always controversial Fisher has accepted an invitation to participate in 2009 Baiorensu Jisatsu: Las Vegas, the latest installment in the “King of the Deathmatch” series sponsored and sanctioned by the WWA, in association with Silver State Battleground, an organization which operates under the alliance’s corporate umbrella. “I hope all the kiddies runnin’ around that alliance these days have their diapers velcroed tight – I’m about to unleash a shit-show the size of a Ryan Blasier promo,” Fisher said via text message. “They better pack their ‘Twilight’ lunch boxes full – in for a long game of kickball on the playground. These kiddie puns doin’ anything for ya?” Fisher defeated the likes of “The Wolverine” Michael Lennox, “The Natural” Mike Bell and Victor Mandrake during his previous tenure in the WWA (2005-06). He’s perhaps best known as a founding member of the short-lived super group 5*C (Five Star Classic) and for losing the WWA Heavyweight championship to Dark Wolf in a controversial “empty arena” match at Madison Square Garden, New York City in April 2006. When asked if that loss and his subsequent downward spiral – which included two failed attempts at creating “the greatest wrestling stable ever” – had anything to do with his return to the WWA, Fisher's response via text was: “Go fuck yourself. But seriously. Go fuck yourself.” |
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Before I forget, my partner in crime for this little swap meet, Thomas Bloodgood of SSB credentials, has told me personally that the SSB Campeonato De La Raza will be defended on Night Two of the tournament, likely along with at least one SSB Grudge Match!
Now, don't get me wrong, We're here to showcase the WWA, and SSB in specific, but you all know why these matches are here! To give the guys a break from trying to kill people while giving the audience some great wrestling to watch!
So, be looking for the official lineup within the next twenty-four hours, and when tickets for this badboy go on sale, do yourself a favor and by one for every person you've ever met.
They'll hold you in the highest reguard for the rest of your life.
Legit.
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